You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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