thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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