Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Randomize
