Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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