That's intense
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I have post one night stand depression
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