White coat. Heels.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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