I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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