My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Randomize
