the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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