they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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