so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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