Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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