You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
