Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
