all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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