You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
