I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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