She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
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