Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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