id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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