you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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