He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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