By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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