DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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