She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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