The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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