i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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