fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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