He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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