Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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