Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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