shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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