why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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