HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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