what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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