Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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