Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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