I hate all girls vehemently.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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