Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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