They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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