i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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