Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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