dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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