Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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