it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Of course I have a pirate flag
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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