like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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