what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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