I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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