just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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