just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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