I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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