I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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