This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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