It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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