He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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