I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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